Faz626's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[John Leslie]

Beautiful...

A gripping tale about a boy that just missunderstood, and now the John Leslie legacy can live on forever.

Brilliant.

El-Sammo responds:

Indeed.

[Steve 2!]

Losing the will to live

each time I see one of these steve movies, i slowly lose my grasp on life itself. Not only is this "submission" (if you can call something this bad a submission) horrible in its design and every other factor, but it is also stolen!

You would think that if you were going to steal something you could either make it to the same quality or better, but NO!!!

Mr_A has royally fucked up the system but submitting this disgusting peice of material that he calls,"a flash movie".

And how dare you ask questions about the beautiful country of Australia, if you want to find something out, use the tool that you are using to submit this rubbish, THE INTERNET!!!

For fuck sake. If this so called "flash artist" isn't stopped soon, the rest of Newgrounds will be smothered by his theivery of flash movies, made by honest decent human beings, true Flash Artists.

mr-a responds:

I don't want to sound like a queer or anything, but if you call coming up with the idea for a movie, and then going out and making it for a few weeks and making it, then submitting it to newgrounds (without ANY inspiration from any of the movies on the site) theivery, then I must call you bonkers, my good man.

[Tales Of Josh Ep.2 Part 2]

let us just raise the image a little bit

Good...thing...likeable

[Steve!]

Fun is over for me now man

How dare you steal from El Sammos wonderful Shteve cartoons! Its a blatant rip off! Why dont u go and die! I dont want to be a fag or anything but you sir should go and shove a leafblower up and your ass and go take a look at yourself, coz its gonna blow your mind motherfucker!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

mr-a responds:

I don't want to sound like a fag or anything, but that sounds delightful. Cleans your system out, right?

[Tales Of Josh Ep.2 Part 1]

It is worthy

Another good flash out of this...flash...person. Top notch humour and animation, and very nice originallity.

Very Good.

[Predator: Final Hunt]

i didn't like that very much

that really wasn't very funny, the sounds were just annoying, and i think you could have done better.
but after that performance i have lost all faith in you, even though i dont even know you.

oh well,
Faz.

[We're not gonna take it.]

good

It was pretty good, but you got no idea how a guitar works do you!

[Dufyville The Movie #3]

That restraining order can't stop me!!!

That was awesomly great-tastic.
This guy is so funny, using all of his amazing flash skills to portray this to us. We should all be honoured by his presense.

By the way, did you know that you can make anything sound disgusting just by adding the phrase, "if you know what I mean", on the end of any sentance, unless the sentance is already disgusting.

So over-all, another orgasmic flash movie from this now well established flash movie maker.

P.S. Why wont you return my calls?

P.P.S. I hate you M.A.R.C.U.S

[Dufyville The Movie #2]

Oh my good Lord!!!

This guy ain't just amazing, hes explosionatronically fantabulistic!!! And i know for a fact that he is 1000% original, so don't listen to anyone who says otherwise (I'm lookin at you 3zz). Its also great how he has capture the same quality drawings you would find on a powerpoint presentation, isn't that right
M-A-R-C-U-S. And also, if anyone couldn't figure out how to use the subtitles then its thier own fault, and not El_Sammo's (I'm lookin at you also M-A-R-C-U-S).

So, overall another outstanding achievement by the never-ending supository of tallent. (And if my spellings bad, its M-A-R-C-U-S's fault).

El-Sammo responds:

...supository?

[Beaver Vs. Penguin Pilot]

My head is Exploding

This guy is amazing, only 15 and already got 2 outstanding flash movies under his belt. If this guy gets any better the guys in the Pentagon are going to want him for clinical study, because his flash-movie-make-goodness is just super-human.

El-Sammo responds:

STOP FOLLOWING ME!!!!